"It's not like I'm constantly sick, but when I get sick I immediately think it's the right time."

Woody Allen

There are ten most common phobias in the world: acluophobia, the fear of the dark, acrophobia, the fear of being in elevated places (skyscrapers, cranes, mountains), agoraphobia, the obsessive fear of open spaces, arachnophobia, that we know well, belonephobia, fear of needles, entomophobia, fear of insects, social phobia, musophobia, fear of rats and small rodents, aphidophobia, terror for snakes, and xenophobia , the fear of foreigners or of those considered to be such. And then there is the Hypochondria, my worst phobia…

This Inventory of an Alarmist is a literary funny, but at the same time serious, compendium of all fears we are all suffering from in this XXI Century. Speaking and laughing of them could be a way of trying to “survive”!